illuminated-au:

You asked for it, now here it is. Have fun~

(Source: quotev.com)

rnyfh:

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

gwynbleidd892:

gwynndolin:

FOUND IT

This is exactly what Hotline Miami is about

yakkette:

tilthat:

TIL Research has shown that dogs actually like the silly, high-pitched voice their owners use to talk to them.

via reddit.com

me, babbling: whos a chungky babbey??!! whos a chunkey babbey??!!

Dog: Superb, you funky little biped.

let-tyrants-fear:

aconfusedbird:

ineffectualdemon:

“Babies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked up”

Lies

Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:

1. “I am tired and that makes me angry”

2. “I scared myself with a fart”

3. “You are the wrong parent”

4. “I ran into something with my face”

5. “I’m facing the opposite direction then the one I want to”

6. “I fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely different”

7. “I am a very small person in a very big world”

8. “I got scared because YOU farted”

Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly “yes it is very hard to be a baby” because frankly it is

you have to remember that when you’re that tiny… pretty much any bad thing that happens to you is LITERALLY the WORST thing that has ever happened in your life. they have no perspective. everything is awful. help them

#everything is happening for the first time and they cant even google it  

sewickedthread:

wetwareproblem:

spiderman-against-pedos:

elasticcockatrice:

catalystforameow:

exigetspersonal:

bpdkipland:

bitchstew:

boggoth:

bpdkipland:

bpdkipland:

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

THIS ONE!!!!

I wonder who made these! I have this one saved:

Chaotic Good

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

Here!

Plus some more^^

ME ME ME

Gangster Popeye, the inventor of this style and artist behind several of these pieces (I’m not sure about all of them, though they appear to be her style) is a Salvadorean trans woman. Her Patreon is here.

reblogging for artist credit and patreon info

gudakko:

pancakeke:

gudakko:

why was this in my drafts

finish it

ibuzoo:

Pantheon Aesthetics

Greek - Egyptian - Roman - Norse

giratinace:

90% of anime: these characters are going to stand still and only move their faces while they talk for like 5 minutes

Studio bones: if reigen stops moving for more than 5 seconds he will die