warm, warmer, disco

internet-slang:

• BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
• heck
• heckaroo
• frick frop
• nincompoop
• heckle deckle 
• diddly darn 
• pokémon
• zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

 

(via chipotlaid)

deadpools:

giemma:

deadpools:

how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????

*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole

(via johnsweater)

tomithejellyfish:

f-andsome:

tomithejellyfish:

omg you guys I just got this email wtf???

1. That’s Comic Sans
2. Reblogged is misspelled as rebloged
3. The Cumber Collective will not stand for this

(via johnsweater)

fuckyeahragetoons:

birds in cages

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

adroit-distraction:

smilingemoticon:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS LISTENING TO THE MOONBASE ALPHA THING AND I SAW THIS GIF AND?????????? OH MY G OD

I went straight-faced to hyena-cackling in approximately .03 seconds

(via turbotonic)

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

(via the-hatred-machine)

squidwurd:

all around me are familiar faces

worn out places

worn out faces

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

zemmer:

zieli:

amaeza:

untruc:

amaeza:

you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.

This is an “inability to respect women” problem.

Which is a male problem.

No, it’s an “inability to respect women” problem.

I mean. There are plenty of gay males out there.

If you are implying that all gay men are respectful to women, you are mistaken.

(via lizkitty)